Those arguing for strong and expensive climate change legislation and action are doing so to merely mislead the hoi polloi and advance their own secret agenda of self-preservation. We’ll assume for the moment that there is indeed climate change and that it is caused by Man and his use of fossil fuels. But that is small beans compared to the other planetary disasters we face in the future.
Let’s start with some basic geology and geodesy. The Earth is not a sphere. It is slightly off and not shaped like a billiard ball. It is larger at the equator and flattened at the Poles and squeezed so that it is a bit pear-shaped. Furthermore the Earth’s surface is not smooth like a billiard ball. The Earth has high and low spots all over it. It is more like a dimpled golf ball at the surface but the ups and down aren’t uniform. This shape is due to the forces of gravity and the varying density of the Earth itself especially the density in its interior. Also the shape and movement of old Earth is greatly affected by the Moon and the Sun and their gravitational influence. The Earth has a 23 degree tilt on its axis as related to its orbit around the Sun. Remember the Earth both spins on its axis and it also moves through space in its orbit around the Sun. The centrifugal force of the Earth’s spin combined with the influence of Sun and Moon make the Earth bulge at the equator and thus the oceans are higher there and then that water moves “downhill” like all water does toward the Poles. Lastly we must consider that the rotation of the Earth is slowing and the same is true for the orbit around the Sun. Both of these phenomena are occurring now without let up and will continue for perpetuity. The effects of all these matters will be felt first at “sea level” as we commonly define it. Those at higher altitudes will more immune to the coming disaster for a while longer. So what you ask as to all these facts.
Well, we do really well and have for recorded history with the 24 hour day and the 365 and a quarter day orbit around the Sun. But how will we do with a 30 hour day or an annual orbit time of 430 days? We all have been taught that the Sun some day will die and explode going Nova on us. But that is projected to be so many billions of years in the future that it appears more fantasy than a reality. The extremes of a longer day and orbit will destroy all life as we know it on Earth. Our crops and cattle will not survive is such extremes. The seasons will not be as we have known them. We might get something to grow but you won’t be able to have a pastrami on rye. The cockroaches and centipedes might do quite well if they can figure out how to move in and out of the sunlight. We might do for a while digging underground but then Lord forbid we would have to use that evil nuclear power for all our energy needs and that just wouldn’t do. We are truly doomed and yet the world leaders ignore this coming catastrophe and offer no hope for the future. We have been repeatedly told to heed the “science” of climate change and those who challenge it are dupes of the energy industry or merely ignorant meatheads. Why you ask are the world leaders silent on this vital issue of our time to preserve Mother Earth for our progeny? The Cabal is why.
It is so obvious to the thinking man–it is the Commie, Rich Sheik, Big Oil, Jewish, Scientology, and Elite World Leader conspiracy at work. Why do you think we are having a world wide economic slow down? That excess money and economic growth is being drained off for the building of a fleet of space craft to take those privileged few to a new world in our galaxy. They are doing this at an undisclosed secret location. Why do you think that North Korea is still so closed to the outside world. Even the outsiders allowed to visit can only go with minders to keep them in tow. That is the best guess for this project’s location. Although it is conceded that many believe it to be in a remote and inaccessible valley in the Hindu Kush of Central Asia. These people are stealing the wealth of the middle class and working man to build a luxurious intergalactic floating resort to take them to safety. They will even have universal free health care provided by captive doctors taken for the purpose. The whole climate change issue is merely a giant campaign to confuse us and keep our eyes of the efforts of this Cabal. They figure they can divert us for at least a century while they complete their planned escape to a better world. Leaving the bulk of Mankind to a Hobbesian world of despair and certain destruction. I say to arms and the ramparts. This conspiracy is the great issue of our time and indeed for all time if Mankind is to continue its existence. Are we going to allow the billionaires and millionaires to put their boots on the necks of the middle class yet again? They should be working on a solution to our slowing rotation and orbit. Maybe we could organize a world-wide “Jump For Life” project where will all jump off the Earth at the same time and reduce the weight and offset the slowing spin. But we can’t count on the Cabal to initiate this life saving program they will denigrate it and call it phony science so be on your guard. Long live the Spin Speed.
*The facts cited in this tale are all true. Verify them yourself. There are plenty of books, remember what they are? Even wikipedia might get it right on them.
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